To the Motley Fool,
I'm a sucker for funky domain names, and "fool.com" definitely qualifies. I came across your open frontend web developer developer on LinkedIn and liked the personality that the job description displayed.
What can I offer you?
To wrap up things, have one of my favorite jokes:
The English football team visited an orphanage in Russia last week. "It was heart breaking to see their little faces with no hope", said Vladimir, aged 6.
Warmest regards,
Adam Hammes